On a trip to Nebraska twenty years ago, I made a wrong turn.
Ahead there was a road that was black topped and so I reasoned it must go
somewhere, and maybe I could save myself twenty miles of driving if I just
turned south and connected with the highway I needed.
As I drove down the road I noticed a vehicle in front of me
moving slowly. I started to slow down too—not fast enough. I was following a
fertilizer spreader that was overly full and overflowing some as it hit the
bumps in the road. I was going to pass, but the road was getting narrower and
then we hit gravel. A quarter mile down the road, the gravel ran out and we
were on dirt. The spreader turned off. I kept heading south. Off in the
distance, I could see the highway I needed to be on. I started to feel pretty
proud of myself. My truck didn’t smell so good, but I could live with that, I
had saved myself twenty miles of driving and a gallon of gasoline.
Then I noticed the pile of dirt in the middle of the road. I
slammed on the brakes and slid a little sideways in the road. I stopped just
short of a ditch, four feet deep and five or six feet wide right in the middle
of the road. The pile of dirt was on the other side of the ditch. I heaved a
sigh of relief because I hadn’t gone into the ditch. I stood there and looked
at the ditch for awhile. Then I backed the truck up a quarter of a mile because
there wasn’t room to turn around and found my way back to the place I had
started.
Where were the signs I had missed along the way? I fumed
about the poor signage along the road. When I got back to the intersection
where I had missed the turn in the first place I saw this huge sign: several 4x8
sheets of plywood, painted white with foot high letters announced the turn. I must
not have been paying attention. I was preoccupied by the scenery, or my
thoughts, or something else. Whatever it had been, I was not paying attention
to the road. The sign said, “Last road connecting with highway 2 for 30 miles.
Culvert construction on most roads.”
I found my way to my friend’s house, but I was an hour or so
late. Later we looked at my manure decorated truck and laughed. “Well,” my
friend said, “You look like you fit right in. Now you just need a little more
mud and people will think you live here.”
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