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Tuesday, January 3, 2017

Minnesota Finds Jesus


THE ANGELUS TRUMPET            INTERNATIONAL NEWS 


MINNESOTA FINDS JESUS!!!

Dateline: Jordan Creek, Holy Land?, January 8, 03:13:17

Matt Hughes



Among many in the Ole Land, it has long been believed that Jesus was Norwegian, but, until recently, little evidence has been found for that. Now breaking archeological news from BAD (Biblical Archaeology Digest) reveals that Jesus may have very well been Norwegian. That is still inconclusive, but more importantly, Jesus IS from Minnesota.


According to the BAD archeologist heading up this recent dig, O. Toby Norske, the before unknown collection of rune stones found in Fillmore county, Minnesota, indicates that the baptism of our Lord occurred on the North American continent. The team was first intrigued by the solar alignment of the stones. The first comparison of the writing was to aboriginal first nation petroglyphs. Norske said nothing came of that.

Although not a member of the dig team, Ayne Shent (St. Olive, ‘02), one of BAD’s Norwegian antiquity scholars, looked at the stones and suggested that they could be ancient runes. Templates of other runic writings were calibrated to the exact size of the writings on the stones and then properly oriented to accommodate lithographic shifting. Norske enthusiastically said, “Hoorah! We were able to read the message of divine providence that was left for us.”

In an aside, Norske confessed, “You know, some people still think they are just a bunch of rocks with random scratches on them” before he explained that this runic find corrects several scribal errors in the Greek editions of the New Testament. The letter to Philemon should more accurately be read the letter to Fillmore. Instead of Galilean, the runes show gal-o-Lena. Norske interprets this to mean that Mary’s mother’s name was not Anna or Hannah as previously thought. He explained, “Now we can more fully understand that Jesus went to gal of Lena who is Mary. This really helps us understand the humanity of Jesus as he was growing up. How natural it is for a young boy to go to his mother in times of trouble as Paul wrote concerning Jesus’ early life:

‘whenifindmyselfintimesoftroublemotherMarycomestomespeakingwordsofwisdomLetitbeandinmyhourofdarknesssheisstandingrightinfrontofmespeakingwordsofwisdomLetitbeiwakeuptothesoundofmusicmotherMarycomestomespeakingwordsofwisdomLetitbe’”.

Norske believes this passage demonstrates the prime paradigm of the Biblical mother-son relationship and facilitates our understanding of that daily “mother and child reunion that is only a moment away”. He further declared, “It also leads to a greater understanding of Jesus’ willingness to die for us—“’Let it be’.”

When asked how interest got started in this project, Norske responded, “All of this got started because of the account of Jesus’ baptism. Some textual variants suggested that the baptism wasn’t at the Jordan River, but the Jordan Creek. And you can tell from the story that John and Jesus are very close and respect one another. They are just so darn polite, just like Minnesotans. You can almost hear their conversation that day. ‘I should be baptized by you.’”

“’No, I should be baptized by you.’”

“’No, I should be baptized by you.’”

“’No, I should be baptized by you.’”

“’No, I should be baptized by you.’”

“’No, I should be baptized by you.’”

“And after that issue is resolved, you can just see them, on that clear January day, standing on the banks of Jordan Creek saying, ‘After you, cousin.’”

“’No, after you.’”

“’No, after you.’”

“’No, after you.’”

“’No, after you.’”

“’No, after you.’”

“’No, after you.’”

 “I mean, it just warms your heart to think of them going out there with their ice axes and saws to prepare a place for the baptism. You can tell how refreshing it was too. The shout they must have made opened the heavens and scared a local pigeon right out of the sky.”

Norske admitted many of the textual variants are slight. He indicated the clearest textual difference found among the stones is God’s approving words of Jesus. It appears that the rune account says, “Ja, hey der. Lookin’ pretty good der, lille buddy!”

When asked about what she thought of the importance of the find, Norma L. Prankstor said, “This find helps us understand the old story concerning the lack of Minnesotans in heaven.” She was referring to a local legend concerning the first Minnesotans at the pearly gates. It is believed that one of them held open the gate for those who were coming after, waving them through and everyone was stepping aside saying, “No, after you.” Prankstor added, “It [the story] means so much more to me now. It really makes you think, y’know?”

A new BAD site dig in nearby St. Peter hopes to discover whether St. Lucy might be a Minnesotan too. Gustolphus Adavus enthusiasts are hopeful.

Sunday, November 27, 2016

Time Matthew 24:36-44

Time. What is it? We talk about time flying, trying to save time, getting a jump on time, that time is money, when we are behind time we try to make up time, we say time waits for no one, that we are in time, out of time, and that things are timeless. We sing about time. Jim Croce asks “If I could put time in a bottle”, the Stones say that “Time is on my side”, Pink Floyd, in its song on time, talks about time running out. From the Bookends album, Paul Simon and Art Garfunkle sing, “Time, time, time, / See what’s become of me.”

From Isaiah, we hear that it is time to “beat our swords into plow shares and our spears into pruning hooks”: a time for nations to find ways of making peace and to learn the arts of war no more. From Romans we hear that we should know what time it is. It is time to wake from our sleep and dress ourselves with the armor of Light, to put on Jesus Christ, to remember who and whose we are.

Time is one of those most talked about things in our lives. One of the most asked questions is, “What time is it?” We run our lives by it, and yet, we still don’t fully understand it. For instance, does time only go from here to there, or is it possible that time can go from there to here? Can we travel in time? Can we go back in time and then come back to what would be the future? Or can we go forward in time and then come back to what would be the past? Can we in some way un-ring the bell that has been rung? Is time circular or is it linear?

With all the questions that we have about time, should we be surprised that our Gospel reading tells us that we will not know the time when the Son of Man will come again? This Advent, as we begin our new liturgical year, we confess that all we do is about time, but the time that we proclaim is God’s time, not our own. And, God’s time often runs contrary to our own.

So, we begin our time together this year burning candles, adding the light of one more candle each week, measuring the time between Christ the King Sunday and Christmas. We print special calendars that remind us that, as the world is getting darker and darker, our spiritual worshipping world is getting brighter and brighter anticipating the Second Coming of Christ. And then, when the Son of Man does not come, we begin retelling the story of Jesus Christ who has come to live among us and to be proclaimed as the light of the world, the light that cannot be overcome.

This time of waiting is not some idle time. We always hope for Christ’s coming, yet we prepare ourselves for his postponed coming again. And so, entering into our Gospel text today, we encourage one another in God’s kingdom work for which we are called, remembering that, in the days of Noah, people became complacent in their faith and did not remember their relationship with God and one another. We remember that Noah and his family were saved from the flood while the others were swept away. We pray that we will not be those people who are complacent in their faith and be swept away to the outer darkness in Christ’s second coming, but that we are those who remain for the coming day of judgment.

Thinking about the time we have shared, let us say with Frank Sinatra, “It was a very good year.” Let us pray with Ray Price “for the good times.” As we look back to the past year, we acknowledge with Bob Dylan that “the times, they are a changin’,”and with Chicago, let us ask, “Does anybody really know what time it is?” And then say, “Yes, it is God’s time.”

Let us walk in God’s light and walk in God’s time.

Monday, October 31, 2016

This is Reformation Sunday, Luke 19:1-10 (ref. corrected 10/23/22)


Almost 499 years ago, Martin Luther posted 95 theses on the door of the Wittenberg chapel inviting the scholars and the clergy of the day to come and debate 95 topics concerning the proclamation of the Gospel in Luther’s time. (In a recent lecture concerning the issues of the Reformation, Dr. Duane Priebe at Wartburg Seminary said, “After almost 500 years, we have made progress. We only need to address about 90 of the original theses today.”) These 95 theses continue to challenge us and continue to lead us into new ways of living in God’s word. I am not going to go into all 95 theses today and talk about where we have made headway and where we have grave work to do, but what I want you to hear in this time of reformation is Martin Luther did not write these theses, create the Reformation, and then it was over. Rather Martin Luther started a movement of reformation 499 years ago that continues to this day. I also want you to hear and understand that the reformation started by Martin Luther in 1517 will not end in our time. The work of reform will always challenge us to shape the work of the church with our ministry to meet the needs of our neighbor for it is this concept of worshipping God in service to our neighbor where we find some of our most challenging Lutheran work. It is so challenging that Luther himself was not able to fully embrace it. Yes, these statements of reform continue to challenge us to think about how we think about the world around us and what it is that we can do with the gifts we have been given to meet the needs of our neighbor.

It is ironic then, that this challenge to the church in 1517 which should have been not much more than a ripple in the currents of scholastic time, certainly not much more than a poorly attended workshop for public debate about the poor practices of the church in a poverty- and disease-ridden, even Black Plague-ridden world, that so much should have come out of these relatively obscure challenges. Yet, in today’s language, these statements concerning the state of the church and concerns of our faith struck a note with the people of the time and it went VIRAL. It was able to go viral because of the new technology of Luther’s day. You see the printing press had just been invented and the product of writing and the making of books was ready to play a major role in the lives of the Western World.

How appropriate it is then, to look at the technology of Luther’s time and the changes that occurred. Then, when we consider the changes in our technology and our ability to communicate our ideas, we can get a glimpse of the challenges we face in our world.  So it is, in the midst of this time of great change, that we look to Luther’s time for strategies and encouragement to embrace our new technologies to be the church proclaiming the Gospel in entirely new and previously unconsidered ways—to be places of prayer, praise, and thanksgiving at all times and in all places, even in cyber-space. With this technology, we are challenged to find ways to fully appreciate our relationship with God in the relationship with our neighbor.

It is this theology of being in relationship with God in the relationship of our neighbor that is the springboard for the heart of Lutheran thought. It is this concept, this thought—that we gather for the sake of our neighbor—that continues, through the power of the Holy Spirit, to drive us into the world of ministry around us creating safe places for discussing and debating the issues of our time.

It is this gathering of the unclean and unclaimed neighbor that continues to intrigue and challenge me. For this reason, I believe that it is appropriate that we should be hearing the story of Zacchaeus this year. In this story, Jesus demonstrates the radical notion of neighbor and what a society of all people living for the benefit of all might look like. It is a great example of how relationships of mutual appreciation can build up the whole body of Christ. In this story today, we see the beginnings of what it means to be in ministry and service to our neighbor.

Zacchaeus is by all standards a small man, not able to see because of the crowd. Now those of you who are vertically challenged can appreciate how difficult it is to see what is going on when you are packed in in a restricted area. I have to admit that after I got my sight back, this was not usually my problem, but at a youth gathering in Washington D.C. a number of years ago, one of the young women who had attached herself to our group was only about 4 ½ feet tall. At a concert one night, she was swallowed up by the crowd of 20,000 teen agers.

There was no tree to climb, so I invited her to stand on my shoulders. When I invited her to get up there, I had thought it was only going to be for a short time, but once she got up there, she was so excited to be able to see the whole crowd and the band that she refused to come down. She was totally amazed at how the perspective of the world had changed for her and so for the next hour, she danced, and shouted from her new perch.

It is from this place of new perspective, that Zacchaeus encounters Jesus. Unlike my tiny dancer, Zacchaeus comes down when Jesus calls him and the radical service community begins. Seeking Jesus, Zacchaeus discovers that he is being sought. This mutual seeking leads to Jesus going to Zacchaeus’ house where they discuss the needs of the people and the issues of the world.

In the midst of the conversation and hospitality of Zacchaeus’ house we find that Zacchaeus, a chief tax collector and therefore a despised representative of Roman authority, turns out to be a good guy. He gives half of his money to the poor and repays those who have been taken advantage of four times the amount of their grievance. For this, Jesus claims Zacchaeus as a Son of Abraham, lifting him from a place of shame into a place of dignity. Transforming his life in relationship with those around him. Of course, this is where the understanding of neighbor gets difficult.

We witnessed back in Chapter 15, the Scribes and the Pharisees grumbling because Jesus was eating with tax collectors and sinners. Now all of the people are upset because Jesus is no longer eating with any old tax collector, he is identifying himself with the chief tax collector. So we witness that there is challenge to this new “community of neighbor” when it extends beyond our usual associates. When neighbor extends beyond family and associated friends, when neighbor extends to those who rule over us and we find we need to be in relationship with them in a way that honors them, we get uncomfortable. When we are called to interpret our neighbor’s action in the best possible light, even when our neighbor’s actions challenge us, we begin to squirm a little. Yet, it is this uncomfortable place of relationship of understanding that Jesus continues to call us to for Jesus insists on identifying with the sinner. What good news for us!

In this radical community that Jesus is gathering around him, we find ourselves worthy of being his disciples for we too are sinners. We recognize in Jesus’ words of appreciation and hospitality, the dignity that speaks of God’s image being shown in all people since the beginning of creation in Genesis. In Zacchaeus’ hospitality, we witness the life-transforming possibilities when we honor our neighbors and live in service to them.

This radical community of living in service to our neighbor encompasses the rich and the poor, the rulers and the ruled, tax collectors and taxpayers, men and women, slave and free, the saved and the lost. Indeed, God’s kingdom includes all of the God-created people. So, as one young person said to me when I got excited about this subject at catechism one night, “Chill. Deal with it.”

On this Reformation Day, we witness in the Zacchaeus story the beginnings of this radical community, begun for our sake, showing God’s intention for us to live with one another in communities of dignity with love, acceptance, and forgiveness. And yes, even judgment, but the judgment is not there to disparage, demean, or to shun, rather judgment is for correction and instruction in God’s ways that seek to bring all people into communities of hope, peace and reformation.

We come to this Reformation Day, 499 years later, being called to truly look, to truly notice, the people around us, to claim them, to recognize them, to acknowledge their dignity, and to extend to them the radical hospitality that Jesus first teaches us thousands of years ago and which Luther echoes in his reforming theology of life in service to our neighbor. Jesus tells us that he has come seeking to save the lost. Indeed, without our neighbors, we are lost for it is this gift of community relationships that God has given us in creation that calls us always to serve one another in mutual love.

In his booklet, “The Freedom of the Christian,” Luther writes that we are “freed to be Lord of all, servant of none.” and, “servant of all, lord of none.” We are called to claim our place in God’s kingdom while building up the people around us in the body of Christ—to find new ways of being God’s community, that is, new ways of expressing God’s love and caring for one another. In these new ways, we gather in places like this for prayer, praise and thanksgiving.

It is sort of like an Alzheimer unit I visited in the Chicago area one time. At 4 o’clock every afternoon the people became anxious and restless. Many complained that they couldn’t stay any longer, they had to go home. After some time, the care facility installed a revolving door at the end of a hall with only one opening. So, at 4 o’clock those who needed to go home were invited to go through the revolving door. The staff would hold their coats, give them their hats and cheerily say, “See you tomorrow.”

The person would go into the revolving door and come out again facing the other way down the hall and another staff person would say, “How was your day?” Responding to the question, one patient said, “Work was good, but the traffic was hell.” Afterwards, he went to his room, got ready for supper and happily went to bed.

We too have been given a revolving door for the relief of the anxieties and pressures of the world. We come to this place that is set aside, called holy, this place of identity naming and claiming, gathering with one another, telling our stories, hearing God’s word for us, receiving forgiveness and being refreshed at Christ’s table, and then, returning to our places of service, we joyfully welcome the people God sends us until that day when we are joyfully welcomed into the fullness of God’s kingdom.

Continuing in Martin Luther’s Reformation work, may you know Christ’s presence and peace as we walk in Christ’s ways using all that we have been given including our gifts of technology for the sake of proclaiming Christ’s good news to those around us.
typos corrected 10/23/22