Showing posts with label Social justice. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Social justice. Show all posts

Saturday, January 28, 2017

BAR JOSEPH: BIOLOGICAL TERRORIST?


THE ANGELUS TRUMPET            OP-ED

BAR JOSEPH: BIOLOGICAL TERRORIST?


January 29, 04:24:05:12

by Matt Hughes


If the words, “Repent for the kingdom of heaven has come near,” create a sense of angst for you, then the sudden influx of the possessed and infirm throughout the country seeking Joshua bar Joseph will cause at least a moment of suspense-filled pause.

Following forty days of retreat and reflection in the desert, Joshua bar Joseph began a new healing ministry for all comers. After healing many diseases and other minor afflictions, bar Joseph’s reputation as a healing guru spread from Damascus to Jerusalem, from Judah through Samaria, Galilee and into the outer reaches of the empire beyond the Jordan to the Palestinians.

His celebrity status has brought thousands, possibly millions, of mentally unstable people, as well as the chronically ill, streaming into our country. Who knows what contagious diseases these foreigners carry and what kind of criminal element they include? And there is no one to even determine if these people have real illnesses! These undocumented aliens strain our social resources and care, stretching our tax dollars to the limit.

Naively and apparently oblivious of his stir among the populous, bar Joseph was traveling through a wilderness area last Saturday when he turned to hear something said by one of his four disciples. Seeing the crowds gathering behind and around him, bar Joseph fled up a game trail on the nearby mountain. Finally, like a treed ‘coon surrounded by a pack of baying hounds, he faced down the crowd.

Bar Joseph’s speech, which certainly will be discussed by many over the next weeks (if not longer), began with what might be the organizing principles of a new revolution. It seems he is demanding adequate health care and counselling for the disenfranchised and the disabled.

Bar Joseph went so far as to call the rabble that followed him blessed and inheritors of some heavenly kingdom and then presented the accolades of our revered emperor—the great peacemaker and son of God—as titles for the crowd gathered before him. It all seems to be some dangerous pie-in-the-sky campaign.

There is more to come as we have time to analyze this speech and watch his further actions.

Saturday, December 31, 2016

BAA, BAA, BLACK SHEEP


THE ANGELUS TRUMPET          INTERNATIONAL NEWS

BAA, BAA, BLACK SHEEP

Dateline: New York, December 31, 25:31:46
Matt Hughes

With exclusive coverage, THE ANGELUS TRUMPET is excited to report that Joshua Kristy, amid great fanfare, attempted to demonstrate what life in the new world order might look like. Kristy claimed, “My goal here, is not to create a single standard for global governmental compliance, but benchmarks to be strived for. If how we treat the poorest people in our society indicates our concern for one another, then these bench marks can stand as report card for our nations.”

Speaking outside the United Nations, Kristy divided the countries into two groups: those that were acceptable and those that needed to do work. Kristy divided them into his own categories of SHEEP (Somewhat Helpful Eco-friendly Environs for People) and GOATS (Governmental Organizations Antagonistic to Transformative Solutions). At the end of the first reading, the delegations from  Sweden and Denmark stood alone as SHEEP. After a second consideration, Ireland, Finland, Iceland, and the Netherlands were added.

According to Kristy’s estimations, much work needs to be done in the rest of the world. There were several moments of indecision when the issue of the Vatican and Taiwan were raised. After consultation, it was noted that the Vatican depends on other countries for some of its services, and the nationhood of Taiwan remains undecided.

It appears that Kristy’s benchmarks include world hunger with the NU Food diet including their full-bodied bread; potable water for all including NU Food wines for the discerning palate; open immigration policies (remembering some semi-nomadic early life issues); affordable King of Dodd clothing made from sustainable eco-friendly resources manufactured  by workers who receive equitable salaries; holistic medical care for all people; and prison reform (honoring the treatment and death of Jean Baptiste).

Kristy claimed, “It is clear that even the nations who have made the cut are not fully compliant, but they are moving in the right direction. They deserve to be rewarded and encouraged in the work they are doing.”

When UN representatives were asked about Kristy’s judgment, Torvald Thorsen of Denmark, said, “We are very proud to be among the chosen nations, but all we have done is try to be as good as we can to one another. We do not think that we are doing anything special. We still have issues to deal with.”

Among the nations that did not make the preferred list, UK UN Ambassador Arthur King protested saying, “I believe that we are being punished because of the recent Brexit vote which is primarily a statement of concern trying to preserve our distinguished heritage.”

US UN Ambassador John Q. Jones was heard to say, “Kristy doesn’t understand the complexities of a nation our size. We are currently in a rebuilding stage of our nation’s greatness, and so I am not surprised that people do not understand our need to build a secure boundary between us and our southern neighbors. Prison reform is something that we are studying…, but we have the best medical care money can buy anywhere in the world.…Yes, we have some problems with poverty, but that is because so many jobs have been out sourced around the world. We’re working on bringing all of those jobs home again in the coming years.”

Syria and Liberia did not respond to requests for comment

It is uncertain, at this time, whether the new categories of SHEEP and GOATS will help, but it is certain that Kingdom of Dodd LLC will greatly benefit if nations accept the challenge benchmarks proposed by Kristy.

Sunday, December 18, 2016

Time for Loving Matthew 1:18-25


Okay, I have to admit that I have always thought of this passage as being lame. It’s sort of like spending a lot of time on the genealogy that precedes this text. Yes, there are some interesting names and situations that arise from the genealogy, but really not that much. Or is there?

We really don’t give Joseph much time. He is the almost contender. He is the guy that God beat out. He is the guy that I never wanted to be or hoped to be. Maybe that is why Joseph doesn’t get much time. It just may be that Joseph makes us nervous. As a matter of fact, aside from this story in Matthew and the second chapter story of Joseph taking Mary and Jesus to Egypt and then returning after Herod has died, nothing else is said about Joseph in Matthew at all.

Yet the imprint of Joseph continues to influence the story of our faith in interesting ways. Tradition says that Joseph is a carpenter and that he passes the trade of carpentry down to Jesus. In some of the non-biblical stories of Jesus we hear that Joseph and Jesus build a cabinet together, and, when they get it finished, it is too big to go through the door. Jesus shrinks the cabinet enough for it to go through, and then he expands it to its original size so that they can deliver it as ordered. Another time Jesus cuts a board, and it is too short so he lays his hands on it and stretches it to the right length. (There have been a few times in the shop when I’ve wished that I could do that.) No, we don’t get this information from the Gospels, but there is a long tradition that says that Joseph is indeed a carpenter, and, because of that, Jesus is a carpenter too.

So, who is Joseph? From the genealogy given in Matthew we learn that Joseph is the son of Jacob. Really? Wasn’t there another Joseph who was the son of Jacob? Wasn’t Jacob the father of twelve sons who became the leaders of the twelve tribes of Israel? Wasn’t Jacob’s son Joseph the one who was sold into slavery? Wasn’t Joseph the interpreter of dreams? Wasn’t Joseph the one that the Pharaoh went to with the dream of the fat bullocks and the skinny bullocks? Wasn’t Joseph the one who saved his family in the time of famine and gave them a place to live in Egypt? And wasn’t that first Joseph the ancestor of Moses who led God’s people out of slavery into the wilderness and then to the Promised Land?

We may not know much about this Joseph, but there is a great deal that we know about the first Joseph who was the son of Jacob, and Matthew wants us to remember these things when we begin to think about who this Joseph, the father of Jesus, is. Therefore, we are not surprised when the angel comes to him in a dream and tells him he needs to take the mother and the child to Egypt. We are not surprised when they return from Egypt because of a dream. This is the pattern of freedom and learning to walk in faith with God. The difference this time is that we learn what it means to have God walk with us having faith for us.

So today the outcome of so much depends on Joseph’s decision and actions concerning his betrothal to Mary. We are introduced to him with these words: Joseph is “a righteous man”. For many of us, we might easily translate righteous into good and therefore think, “Joseph is a good man.” And, because he is a good man, we might think he will naturally do good things. Joseph is righteous because he follows the law, not just the 10 commandments, but all of the laws found in Leviticus and Deuteronomy including Deuteronomy 22 which prescribes the consequences of being pregnant  while engaged. By law, both the woman who got pregnant by someone other than her betrothed and the other man were to be stoned. If the woman was taken (raped) in the fields, the man was to be stoned, but the woman was to be unpunished. Still that engagement was ended, and the woman was shamed. This is what the righteous man should do. He should end the engagement and walk away. Although he could be generous by doing this quietly, people would probably still talk.

When the angel comes to tell Joseph that the baby is from the Holy Spirit, Joseph is caught in a dilemma. If he walks away from Mary, he will dishonor God, but, if he honors God, staying engaged to Mary, then he states to the community that he is the father of the child, taking the shame of Mary’s pregnancy upon himself. Joseph is confronted with the other side of righteousness. The first definition of righteousness is to follow the law, but the other is to do justice. What is a guy to do?

Joseph’s decision pushes us in a new direction. His decision marks the beginning for those who will follow this child, this Jesus, our Emmanuel. For from this moment on, when law and justice do not walk hand-in-hand, justice will be the part of righteousness that will win out. This decision of Joseph’s marks the beginning of Christian thought that says to act with concern for the other is sometimes more important than personal appearances.

And so, Joseph makes the decision to choose unrighteousness in order to become righteous for the sake of the world. Doing this, he claims Jesus as his son with all of the responsibilities that go along with that decision. As a righteous man, he teaches his son his trade. He passes on his love of his work. In the process of living, he passes on his understanding of the law and the need for justice that goes beyond personal honor, a justice that lifts up the dishonored and the shamed as having value. He passes on his love of God’s people in a way that claims the need of God’s people to live in relationship together is more important than living by the letter of the law. From this decision, learned and appreciated by his son, we will hear, “You have heard it said,…but I say,….”

In the deserted wilderness place, Joseph’s son will feed thousands. In the midst of the world’s suffering, the outcasts (the blind, the lame, the unclean, the deaf and the poor) will be lifted up into new ways of living. From this righteous man, Jesus will learn to care for the needs of those around him even to the extent that he will suffer death, even death on a cross, taking the sins and the shame of the world upon himself, for the justification and justice of the world.

No, we do not know much about Joseph, but, through his ability to interpret dreams, he discerns the way to go. He claims and protects the one who will free us from our slavery to sin, who will lead us through the wilderness of our lives into the relationship of God’s grace and mercy that lifts up all of creation into God’s own kingdom of justice. With his decision, Joseph claims a time for loving judgment rather than punitive vengeance. By his decision, Joseph initiates a time and a season for loving that will only grow through the life, death and resurrection of his adopted son.

Now the birth of Jesus took place in this way, learning of God’s love and sharing it in our time and Advent season of loving.

Tuesday, December 6, 2016

FASHION FOODIES GET POLITICAL

THE ANGELUS TRUMPET                           Early Edition

Dateline: Capernaum, December 11, 11:01:15
Matt Hughes

FASHION FOODIES GET POLITICAL

In an unexpected turn, Jean Baptiste, supermodel and NU-Food spokesperson, stepped beyond his eco-lifestyle message, commenting on governmental leaders’ profligate living and including charges of sexual improprieties and abuses These charges have resulted in Baptiste’s arrest and confinement in an area prison pending trial.

In a display of bravado, Baptiste told loyal fans to find “the new message guy.”
It turns out that the new message guy may just be Baptiste “bon ami” creator and designer for Kingdom of Dodd LLC, Joshua Kristy. When questioned early this afternoon about whether Kingdom of Dodd monies would be used for Baptiste’s defense, Kristy replied, “No comment.” But, responding to persistent questioning, Kristy finally confronted fans and reporters. What follows is the full text of his outburst.

“The state of our nation is in serious trouble. We are consuming our natural resources at an alarming rate without proper checks and balances. We are strangling ourselves with our air pollution, irrigating desert land that is unsustainable for future population growth. We poison ourselves using our precious life sustaining water in order to maximize crude oil production without considering what future generations will do.”
“My God, when will the people learn that it is not about things? It’s not about walls that separate us from one another. It’s simply all about people! People are suffering. We need medical care that will serve the needs of all people so that the blind can regain sight, the crippled can walk, the deaf can hear, that diseases will be cured or at least treated. We need an education system that is equipped to train and educate people of all ages; to meet the needs of all our children, including those who are impoverished or have disabilities that can’t be cured; not just some trumped up system that benefits the privileged few.”

“We need to reach out to the invisible people of the world. You know, the people we would rather not acknowledge in our world—those who are not treated any better than the dead—and raise them up into our world, benefiting from the gifts and ideas that they bring to our table. We need to address the oppressive conditions of poverty, the paralyzing stigmas of sexism, racism, and yes, xenophobia.”
“One of the reasons I  got involved with Kingdom of Dodd in the first place was because of Dodd’s commitment to sustainable living practices that promote better world relationships to live in. I thank Dodd and all people who stand with me in this cause and build no fence against me.”

“And now that you got me started, did you think that this was just about a photo op? Did you think that this was just a gig for a weed smoker blowing wind? Did you think that it was just about fashion? “

“This project was not about reward and profit. Jean’s wardrobe was a commitment to waging war on unhealthy living. I admire him for the stand that he has taken, and I am committing myself and all of Dodd’s kingdom resources to continue and expand what he has started. Living in our world without considering the long-term consequences of our lifestyles does violence against our world and promotes violent greed and usurpation. I’m deadly serious about this, I’m not just joshin’.”