Rave Reviews?

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Rave Reviews?

by Matt Hughes 11:16:19:25:30

Party plans in The Ole Land? fell through for Kingdom of Dodd yesterday, July 9. Co-ordinator Candy Trey reported, “I just don’t know what might have gone wrong. I have planned major events of Kingdom of Dodd for quite a while. Nothing like this has ever happened before. When we planned Jean Baptiste’s Rave in the Wilderness, we had more people than we knew what to do with, but this latest party was a bust. We had the Days of Noah fronting for righteous bands, but, when we got everything set up, no one danced. When The Children in the Marketplace started playing no one even acknowledged their talent. I mean, they were really wailing, and they got nothing. When Wisdom sang “Deeds”, the title track from her classic, internationally known, soul anthem, party participants started leaving.”

Josh Kristy took some time to thank the few people who showed for their support, but the Kingdom of Dodd benefit that was to raise money for Baptiste’s defense fund barely covered costs. With Jean Baptiste’s trial coming soon, the outlook is bleak.

A GoFundMe account has been started to help with the effort, but when asked about further strategies for Baptiste’s future defense, Kristy said, “Our plans will be revealed, but, right now, they are still in their infancy. We are just trying to get the ingredients ready for the omelet. And you know if you are going to make an omelet, you’ve got to start by breaking some eggs.”

“At the NU-food kitchen, we are trying to get away from those heavy burdensome meals. So, we’re going to flip our eggs with the yolks over easy. We’ve still got time before we need to give up on our efforts. I will say when it is time to give it a rest.”

It is uncertain as to what this all means, but it appears that the Kingdom of Dodd’s commitment to their first face in the media, Jean Baptiste, will continue.