DO YOU NEED THE MOSES SEAT?

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DO YOU NEED THE MOSES SEAT?

by Matt Hughes 

Dateline: New Jerusalem, PA, Nov. 5, 2017, 23:01:12

Kingdom of Dodd (KoD) will expand its production of products to improve the way we live. KoD has announced their latest venture will be a line of innovative ergonomic furniture. Mesa Grande table tops will adjust to the comfort level of those who are using it.

Kristy says, “With the touch of a button this table top will raise or lower to meet the user’s needs maximizing ergonomic comfort.” The table comes with 23 preset height settings, but it can also be adjusted at any time by activating a Bluetooth scanner that feeds your unique information into the height adjustment mechanism. Then, depending on what you are doing, the table top can be adjusted according to your needs.”

For safety, the table top also comes with a thermal sensor so that adjustments cannot be made when hot food and beverages are set upon it.

Head designer Justin Kitschen said, “The new home has many needs for the Mesa Grande. We have never just used tables for eating meals. Many households use their table tops for crafting, homework, game play as well as food preparation. This means that many different height requirements may be needed for any particular table top every day. Today especially, with keyboarding and many other needs of the modern family, table tops need to be even more flexible.”

Besides simple usage, we are living in a world where the height differences are much greater than 100 years ago. Adults are much taller while little ones continue to come in the same size. This means that table top heights need to be adjustable for comfort. Our new Mesa Grande meets all of the modern family’s needs. With the reading desk attachment at an upcharge of only $29.95, this table top can also tilt to accommodate the needs of serious readers. The reading tray can hold up to five books at a time making it convenient for multiple users or that serious research project.

Of course, the perfect companion to our Mesa Grande table are the matching adjustable chairs fitted with our new Moses Seat. The chair frame remains constant, but the Moses Seat allows the person to raise or lower it with a simple toggle switch. It also has Bluetooth connectivity with the Mesa Grande scanner. In response to requests while the Moses Seat was tested, a child lock to prevent youngsters from randomly playing with the chair during mealtime was added.

The Moses Seat chairs also come with a conference configuration that gives greater comfort and has a full body massage feature that promotes soothing tension relief for those high-pressure meetings.

Whether it is for the kitchen, the board room, or the classroom, our Mesa Grande tables and chairs with Moses Seats will change your life.

“You may not be able to be called the teacher, the great designer, or the answer to everyone’s prayers, but you will love sitting on your Moses Seat, and you will be known as the person with the best taste when you invest in our latest KoD innovations for making your life better.”