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COIN TOSS LOSS
by Matt Hughes
Dateline: Jerusalem, Oct. 22, 2017, 22:15:22
In the non-conference game between the Temple Pharisees (TP) and Reform School Disciples (RSD), controversy arose when TP QB Herald DeYoung won the coin toss over RSD QB Josh Kristy. It appears that Head Referee Dan Areas, gave the ball to Temple when he told DeYoung to call it in the air, saying “Heads you win; tails they lose.”
Despite the disadvantage RSD received when they lost the toss, they wiped the field with TP throughout the game. TP’s defense was taxing, but TP never fully tested the forceful push of RSD’s offense. Kristy’s brilliant ability to instantly read the TP defense shredded the TP containment play and its morale alike.
In the end, TP just wasn’t up to the job. TP clearly came out number two—final score: RSD 27, TP 0.
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