Amazon Drone Delivery Saves the Day

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Amazon Drone Delivery Saves the Day

by Matt Hughes 

Dateline: Blue Mountain, PA, Nov. 12, 2017, 25:01:13

In recent months there has been a certain amount of concern and criticism over Drone Delivery Service, especially Amazon’s use of them, but last Friday night proved the service. While newly married Blake and Darcy Stourmee-Knight took a winding, celebratory drive around the mountain on the way to their reception party at the Thurufare dining club and banquet hall, ten young women, friends of the Stourmee-Knights, thought to light the way of the wedding couple to the reception.

The entourage, in a large bus, was following the young couple who were driving in their new, compact SUV. Unexpectedly the SUV turned down a narrow lane the bus was not able to navigate. Unbelievably, it took some time for the Stourmee-Knights to realize that they were alone and to find their way back to the others.

Everyone was expected at the Thurufare at 7:00 pm, but, at the appointed time, the Stourmee-Knights and their entourage had not arrived. The girls, believing everyone would arrive momentarily, continued their lamp vigil which allowed Amazon to have a momentous impact.

One, Yaswi Kahn, explains it vividly, “We all sort of grew up with one another. We played soccer when we were really little, and then we went to school together. Later, we played basketball and volleyball together. It seems like we have always been together. Some of us were always on the honor roll, and some of us just scraped by, but, somehow, we always managed to stay friends.

"So, when Darcy got married, we decided to do this thing to, like, honor them. We wanted Blake to know that we thought he was cool too, so we went out and got these really ancient lamps to light their way to the Thurufare. The sun goes down pretty early these days, so we thought it would look really cool, but as time went on, it got really dark and Stourmee-Knights didn’t show.

“When they finally did get there, it was like in the middle of the night, and the fuel in our lamps was getting kinda low. I asked Lita Kandall, one of the other girls, to share some of her fuel, but she said she didn’t think she would have enough as it was. See some of the lamps came with an extra fuel cell, but it was more expensive. We thought that we were probably going to use it just that one time, so some of us only got the lamp with the single fuel cell. Well how were we to know that they were going to get 'lost'?

“So anyways, we had to get more fuel for the lamps. I mean we could have used our phone lights, but that looked really tacky next to the flaming lamps, so I went to my Amazon Prime account and found that I could get extra fuel cells for the lamps really cheap if I ordered enough for all of us who were running short. And, of course, I could get immediate delivery if I used the Drone Delivery Service, so I made the order.

“It’s really cool, because the drones locate your GPS coordinates, and then they fly right to where your phone is. By the time the Stourmee-Knights finally got there, the fuel cells had been delivered, and we all went into the Thurufare, a little late, but we had a great time.

“I highly recommend the new Drone Delivery Service and give a “thumbs up” to Amazon Prime for making it all happen. Looking back, buying the extra fuel cell would have been better, but Amazon Prime came to the rescue. The cavalry arrived just in time. Thanks, Amazon Prime.”