New Program from Nick at Night?

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New Program from Nick at Night?

Dateline: Jerusalem, March 12, 03:01:17

by Jack D. Sypal

Surrogate Pharisee party representative and Sanhedrin judge, Nicky diMaosi was seen speaking with Kingdom of Dodd fashion house owner and NU Food magnate, Josh Kristy, in an undercover, late-night meeting in a local “bath house and spa” yesterday. A transcript of their conversation was leaked to this reporter early this morning

DiMaosi, often identified as “Nicky D”, in certain circles, continues to represent the Pharisee party, but he sought to curry favor from Kristy eliciting promises of quid pro quo for continuing his moderating voice within the Pharisees.

In negotiations concerning watering down bar beverages at the spa and their network outlets, diMaosi said, “Since we can generate more water with the spirits, there can be greater profits for the Kingdom of Dodd.”

Other comments centered around some questionable sexist remarks that are beyond the scope of this article and speculative genetic manipulation testing. After one of Kristy’s comments, diMaosi queried, “Is it possible for an old man to re-enter the womb?”

Little is known yet about what outcomes may result from this covert operation, but Kristy, when asked whether he had other undisclosed contacts with Nicky diMaosi before last night responded, “My purpose in life is to make the world a better place. I still believe that the world, even in the midst of crisis, can be saved.”

Future events will tell the story.