All Is Well?

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All Is Well?

Dateline: Sychar, Samaria, March 19, 04:05:42

by Jack D. Sypal

An itinerant rabbi and his rag-tag followers stopped at Jacob’s Well midday Friday. While the rabbi’s followers went into the city ostensibly to find food, the rabbi accosted one of Sychar’s female citizens.

This woman, who asked to not be identified, said she was wise to the rabbi’s gambit from the very beginning. “I have read those stories of women going to the well and men begging for water. That is how Rebecca got hornswoggled and Rachel got married eventually. It is how Moses entrapped Zipporah. I was on to him from the get-go. So, when he told me to give him water, I challenged him to show his true colors. I wasn’t going to get involved with any deadbeat and his homies.”

As it turned out, the tables got turned on this unsuspecting woman. It appears that the rabbi was something of a clairvoyant, telling her of her past. After disclosing to her her background, she contacted townspeople to check him out.

The rabbi was detained on a 48-hour security hold. Officer Gaelor said, “We invited him to stay with us for a couple of days, and he didn’t resist at-all, at-all.”

Today, all seems well. The rabbi and his posse were allowed to go on their way without any charges.