SHALL WE GATHER AT THE RIVER

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SHALL WE GATHER AT THE RIVER

by Marc Yul Angelou

Dateline: Jordan River, December 10, 2017, 01:01:08--The good news for people everywhere is that the Son Times Sports’ Swim Suit photo edition is out. Thousands gathered from the Judean countryside and many fled from the capital city, Jerusalem, to be at the Jordan River for a great beach party. Throughout the weekend, there were many opportunities for being in the water and a great holiday spirit prevailed.

An added attraction to this year’s swimwear show included a wine tasting competition of world class vintners. As they gathered at the river, most confessed that their Zins were outrageously great this year.

Sporting a camel’s hair jacket, honey gold shirt, and locust gray-brown slacks accessorized with a wide leather belt, John Dunker emceed this gala affair. He called upon vintners to bring out their best for the crowds while fashion models displaying the new swimwear designs casually sauntered through the gathering.

This year’s fashion included the latest in burkini-wear from established fashion houses in France, Italy, Spain, Brazil, Scandinavia, South Africa, Florida, and California. New competitors this year came from Thailand, Vietnam, Japan, and South Korea.

The wines were the best unfortified wines from each country’s vineyards. Many were disappointed because officials needed to deny the Russian entries this year when they uncovered widespread fortifying processes of the wine casks.

The winning wines will receive advertising rights for the televised account of the swimwear competition to be aired on ESPN 144,000 in January. The losing vintages will be sold for communion wines throughout the U.S.A.

Dunker enthralled the whole crowd as he highlighted the fashions and wines entered by each country during the competition hours. Many were impressed with this year’s winter competition. The latest phenom among the male models, Jesse, turned all heads when he appeared wearing a swim thong and sandals. Dunker was heard to say, “it’s a greater man than I who can get away with wearing that. I’d be in the water all day. I can’t believe that there will be a tie in that category.”

Note: Dateline corrected 12/14/17.