HOUNDS OF HELL HAIL HAINTS

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HOUNDS OF HELL HAIL HAINTS

by Matt Hughes 
Dateline: Blue Ridge Mountains, Virginia, August 20, 15:10:28
Josh Kristy knows his Kingdom of Dodd (KoD) followers well. After particularly rough sailing last week, it was too soon to take them on a sea cruise. Kristy, having changed the itinerary by adding several market fairs in the Blue Ridge Mountain area, has them on the road again.

Trouble started when an old woman, Ella Therran, of Cana, VA, started making noise about Kristy entering the region of demons. She disclosed to them that her daughter, Aimeri Kaw, in therapy for many years, hounded by historic haints and multiple anti-social behavioral issues, was institutionalized until recently at UVA psych facilities in Charlottesville. Therran contends the government released her daughter and other mentally unstable people into the general population in November without proper care and treatment when they closed needed facilities “in order to save tax dollars and creating building opportunities for resort speculators and foreign business interests. You know business and profits always trump community need.”

One of Kristy’s followers, known only as Thad, admitted, “We noticed Ella Therran around Charleston, W VA, but she wasn’t really a problem until we got to Beckley. We tried to move her along as gently as we could at first, but she continued to come back, hounding us, warning ‘Beyond this point there be demons.’ She went on-and-on, squawking like a wounded goose, about Aimeri Kaw and her anti-social demons—including her racist, classist, genderist, sexist, and anti-Semitic rants. She is very concerned about her [Kaw’s] separatist, White-supremacist tendencies. At first, Therran was informative, raising the alarm concerning her daughter’s demons, but eventually she was just annoying. She kept getting in the way of doing business.”

Simon, a fellow Cananaean, said, “I’ve known of Ella Therran for many years. The troubles with Aimeri in Cana are legendary: At an early age, she had a real superiority complex. She didn’t think that anyone was fit to be in her company. It was like the rest of us were put on the earth just to serve her and to satisfy her every whim.

“As [Aimeri] got older, she became a bully, more devious, manipulating people for her own self-interest. With mendacious stupidity, she can ruin your faith with her casual lies. Finally, her actions were causing great harm. People were being arrested, imprisoned, and even dying because it entertained her. Eventually she was committed.

“Yes, Ameri Kaw is beautiful; some might call her statuesque, but she’s always a woman to me. She has had some shining moments, but much of her history is really sad. When she is enthralled by her demons, spewing vituperative hate language, she not only demeans herself, but she defiles all of the people she comes in contact with.”

Whether by design or coincidence, after doggedly following Kristy’s route, before getting to Fancy Gap, at Chances Creek, Ella Therran finally got the opportunity to confront Kristy. She pleaded with him to use his KoD resources to bring healing closure to Kaw’s demonic possession. After a short discussion, Kristy agreed to KoD investment in the trials of Therran’s daughter, seeking freedom from her haints. He allowed, “Of course, the most important thing that has happened today is that the demons have been exposed. Now the healing can begin. With KoD fashions and our Nu Food diet, with a dash of mercy, she should begin to detoxify and be free from her demons in time.”