In My Father’s House High Rise to Get Off the Ground

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In My Father’s House High Rise to Get Off the Ground

by Jack D. Sypal

Dateline Jerusalem, May 14, 14:01:14

From the newly completed, climate-controlled Tulip Garden at the Kingdom of Dodd LLC corporate offices in Michigan, Joshua Kristy announced a huge real estate project Wednesday. In My Father’s House, where there will be many dwelling places, will accommodate people from all walks of life. Basic units will be doable for those of low income. He is also offering moderately priced units for the middle class as well as the Eye of the Needle penthouse suites.

Building on the eco-friendly principles Kristy espoused on the last day of 2016 when he divided the world’s countries into SHEEP and GOATS (See our article, BAA, BAA, BLACK SHEEP.), the planned community high rises includes several innovations.

Kristy’s plumbing system, which he calls a double helix, will distribute, treat and filter all water. This newly unveiled network begins with fresh water for drinking and cooking. The resulting gray water has various uses throughout the complex.

The system then directs all solid waste to breeder tanks where methane gas is collected and burned for cooking and heating. The resulting compost is intended to fertilize various plantings throughout the complex including the one-of-a-kind, bio-engineered NU Life Garden of Eden.

Lastly a network grid, laid under the Garden, collects water that has not been used by the plants and filters it one last time before returning it to the potable drinking water for the community’s use. Kristy acknowledges this plan is controversial but calls it a critical piece of the ecofriendly, low carbon footprint lifestyle the NU Life Garden of Eden creates.

In this way, Kristy claims, 60% of every gallon of water drawn from the water tower Is returned to the tower for use again. Approximately 40% is lost through evaporation, respiration, and transpiration. There is also a fractional percentage of loss due to mechanical inefficiency, but Kristy promises to work on that.

“You don’t have to be troubled about it,” Kristy stated, “Believe me. It’s going to be spectacular, really spectacular. People are going to love it. It will be hu-uge.”

Other green-technology energy sources, including wind turbines over the low-income units as well as solar arrays over the Eye of the Needle suites, are artfully incorporated.

The plan also provides space for both retail and dining opportunities. Markets will carry Kingdom of Dodd clothing and Kingdom of Dodd NU Food groceries such as fruits, vegetables, and Kingdom of Dodd hydroponically raised greens and fish from NU Life Garden of Eden. NU Food Cuisine brasseries anticipate an extensive selection of Kingdom of Dodd Nu Food Wines. Kristy describes their bouquet and taste to the palate as, “Really good, just heavenly.”

Earlier manifestations of In My Father’s House envisioned an international component that would allow participants to trade units to avoid boredom and to increase social energy, but the new America First thrust in recent Kingdom business has limited the project to the United States alone. Expecting to build in all fifty states, Kristy is leaving soon to locate and procure all sites.

Although HUD has granted approval, the exact timetable remains allusive. Kristy assures people they should not worry, because, even though he is going ahead to plan the sites, he will be back in time for the ground-breaking ceremonies. He is definitely going ahead with his plans to prepare places for the elect of the world.

Each community is designed for 2,880 people enabling 144,000 to be accepted into In My Father’s House communities throughout the country. One of Kristy’s potential resident investors expressed his concerns thus, “We don’t know the way to make application. How can we know the way to enroll in the lottery for In My Father’s House?”

Kristy assured the prospect, “Come see me. In truth, I am the way to Nu Life. If you know me, you will also know the way to In My Father’s House.”

Another was more skeptical and said, “I’m from Missouri. You’ll have to show me a completed In My Father’s House community before I will put any trust in it.”

Kristy responded, “Haven’t I done business with you before? Don’t you know my reputation yet? If you know me and my reputation, then you know that In My Father’s House will be a reality.  I am the project, and the project is me. I am opening up early opportunities for all of you so that you can participate in this project and greater projects yet to come.”